Comically Mismatched Trade Proposals

Edmonton Oilers forward Jesse Puljujarvi (13) Mandatory Credit: Perry Nelson-USA TODAY Sports
Edmonton Oilers forward Jesse Puljujarvi (13) Mandatory Credit: Perry Nelson-USA TODAY Sports
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Mandatory Credit: Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports
Mandatory Credit: Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports

To Colorado Avalanche

Derek Ryan

To Edmonton Oilers

Nathan McKinnon

Cale Makar

Just imagine the dynasty we’d create with Connor McDavid, Leon Draisaitl, Nathan McKinnon, Sidney Crosby, and Evgeni Malkin all on the same team, not to mention that Makar is a legit righty so he could pair with either Hughes or Nurse and create a dynamo first pairing on D.

Memo to the NHL – all your generational players belong to us now.

Imagine the defense and scoring capabilities of this team now. Talk about moving up your window to win a Stanley…..

Of course this is real life not some fantasy on a gaming system so none of these trades are ever going to happen. But I love facetious humor and this was a fun exercise to do.

Anymore ridiculous trade proposals that you can come up with? Leave them in the comments section. Let’s have a few more laughs together.