
To Edmonton Oilers
Sidney Crosby
Evgeni Malkin
To Pittsburgh Penguins
Jesse Puljujarvi
Hey, if you’re going to get ridiculous with trade proposals why not swing for the fences, right? Pittsburgh GM Ron Hextall would laugh in Holland’s face in reality, but this would certainly solve one ill. What, both Malkin and Crosby are lefty shooters and the Bison King is a rightie? No problem, at least one of these two should be able to play their offside, right? Right?
*crickets* *coughing*