My Twelve Days of Christmas: Oilers Fan Edition

Mandatory Credit: Justin Anderson

Mandatory Credit: Justin Anderson

 

What do you want? Here is my Twelve Days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas I want the Oilers to give to me:

A D-Man like Chris Pronger to wear the ‘C’.

On the second day of Christmas I want the Oilers to give to me:

Two NHL caliber goalies

A D-Man like Chris Pronger to wear the ‘C’.

On the third day of Christmas I want the Oilers to give to me:

Three power forwards.

Two NHL caliber goalies

A D-Man like Chris Pronger to wear the ‘C’.

On the forth day of Christmas I want the Oilers to give to me:

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Three power forwards.

Two NHL caliber goalies

A D-Man like Chris Pronger to wear the ‘C’.

On the fifth day of Christmas I want the Oilers to give to me:

FIRE KEVIN LOWE!

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Three power forwards.

Two NHL caliber goalies

A D-Man like Chris Pronger to wear the ‘C’.

On the sixth day of Christmas I want the Oilers to give to me:

Six more defenseman.

FIRE KEVIN LOWE!

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Three power forwards.

Two NHL caliber goalies

A D-Man like Chris Pronger to wear the ‘C’.

On the seventh day of Christmas I want the Oilers to give to me:

Seven goals against Calgary

Six more defenseman.

FIRE KEVIN LOWE!

Forechecking line

Three power forwards.

Two NHL caliber goalies

A D-Man like Chris Pronger to wear the ‘C’.

On the eighth day of Christmas I want the Oilers to give to me:

Eight more Stanley Cups

Seven goals against Calgary

Six more defenseman.

FIRE KEVIN LOWE!

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Three power forwards.

Two NHL caliber goalies

A D-Man like Chris Pronger to wear the ‘C’.

On the ninth day of Christmas I want the Oilers to give to me:

Nine players traded

Eight more Stanley Cups

Seven goals against Calgary

Six more defenseman.

FIRE KEVIN LOWE!

Forechecking line

Three power forwards.

Two NHL caliber goalies

A D-Man like Chris Pronger to wear the ‘C’.

On the tenth day of Christmas I want the Oilers to give to me:

Ten Oilers scoring

Nine players traded

Eight more Stanley Cups

Seven goals against Calgary

Six more defenseman.

FIRE KEVIN LOWE!

Forechecking line

Three power forwards.

Two NHL caliber goalies

A D-Man like Chris Pronger to wear the ‘C’.

On the eleventh day of Christmas I want the Oilers to give to me:

Eleven consecutive playoffs

Ten Oilers scoring

Nine players traded

Eight more Stanley Cups

Seven goals against Calgary

Six more defenseman.

FIRE KEVIN LOWE!

Forechecking line

Three power forwards.

Two NHL caliber goalies

A D-Man like Chris Pronger to wear the ‘C’.

On the twelfth day of Christmas I want the Oilers to give to me:

Twelve games against Buffalo

Eleven consecutive playoffs

Ten Oilers scoring

Nine players traded

Eight more Stanley Cups

Seven goals against Calgary

Six more defenseman.

FIRE KEVIN LOWE!

Forechecking line

Three power forwards.

Two NHL caliber goalies

A D-Man like Chris Pronger to wear the ‘C’.

 

Laters and Merry Christmas!

 

Topics: Edmonton Oilers, NHL

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  • BillHK

    Yep, that about sums it up.

    • Dick Janders

      …and probably not going to change anytime soon…

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