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The Near-Mathematical Elimination Morning Constitutional, April 11th, 2013

Near-mathematical elimination got you down? No worries, here are some stories about teams that could be going to the playoffs to cheer you up.

Another season out of the playoffs?  Yes.
But the important thing is that we had fun, right?

We didn’t?

Well then.

The game review from last night’s performance will be up later this morning, and we’ll have about eight more games of whatever it is that we’ve seen this season.

Please enjoy this creepy story about a severed goat’s head being sent to Chicago Cubs chairman Tom Ricketts.

Save Ferris.

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